Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
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