I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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