why didn't you poke me back
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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