im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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