i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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