Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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