People with herpes should wear stickers.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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