this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
So much rum. So many feels.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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