I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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