I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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