We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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