Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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