I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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