so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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