If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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