I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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