girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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