now i know why i became what i already was.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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