Only a mothe r could love this liver
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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