She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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