he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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