38 yer olds are good kisserssss
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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