You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
Randomize
