She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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