Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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