There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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