Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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