Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I just want to make out with him forever
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I supernannyed him into submission
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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