dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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