can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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