Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
Randomize
