I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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