I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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