Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Randomize
