my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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