So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
