fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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