We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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