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she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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