i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
FUCK WHALES
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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