OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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