i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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