and you said cock pushups were impossible
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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