I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
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