i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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