Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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