okay pat passed out under dana's car
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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