Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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