I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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