I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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