New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
You did what with his pubic hair?
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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