So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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